Wait you're not the guy who usually delivers the rat droppings!

Another of the things that is put into the hot dogs is rat droppings. But wait these rat droppings aren't the typical rat droppings, for the purpose of this post I will refer to the typical rat droppings as "clean droppings." The rat droppings that are being put into the hot dogs at professional sporting events are from labs were testing is being done on the lab rats. What the purpose of the "experimentation" really is that these rats are really just being used to manufacture the "dirty droppings." Sorry for the imagery but there really isn't any other way to put it without losing the needed effect. The droppings are chemically altered to act as a catalyst for the mind control serums that are being put into the food and drinks of the the stadiums.

This is just the way that they get the people who prone to actually go watch the game in person. If that's how they get the people who are actually at the game watching it in person than how do they get those who are watching it on TV? That's the easy part. They game is broadcast on a certain wave length that stimulates a certain part of the brain. They-the government agency responsible for this activity-have conditioned sports fans to crave certain types of food that conveniently enough have the brain control serum in it. Snack foods have the most cooked into them. I realize that this sounds silly but think about it, do carrots sound like a good food to eat during the Super Bowel? The NBA play offs? No, didn't think so.

So while watching the next football game or whatever sport you prefer, stop before you order pizza or reach for another handful of chips and wonder if you really like the game that much.

You've been warned...