Perilous Seas

Dangerous H2O

See? I didn't dare mention the topic of this post in either the headline or the sub. It's just too dangerous. With the active involvement of a supposed private enterprise (no names, but its initials are H-O-R-M-E-L®), the government (with the passive aid of the Mass Media Podpeoples' Army) is suppressing any knowledge of the true history and makeup of... SPAM™. (Note the actual involvement of the government in this suppression via "™" and "®"!!!!!!)

There. I've already said too much. I may be "disappeared" for saying even this much.

Be afraind. Be very afraid.