I think This guy's a Clown...
...and that is frightening. Clowns are pawns of evil.
I know so because my cat has evidence that proves it. Clowns are really just giant spiders under all that whiteface. They make my skin crawl. Whatever you do, avoid this guy. He scares me. I see him in the mirror, sometimes, and I know he's watching me. If you visit his site, there's a good chance he'll catch you in his web, feed you little mind-control spiders and turn you into one of his minions.
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