Serious Clown Care

Have you ever wondered what the real purpose of clowns is? I have been wondering this for a few years. I'll tell you what their real purpose is. Clowns world-wide are plotting to take over the world. Yes, you read correctly. Clowns are planning world domination. If this seems like nonsense then you have had the wool pulled over your eyes.

Clowns attempt to convince children that attend birthday parties, the circus, France, and everywhere else that clowns are typically found. The reason that clowns aim to convince children first is that they are more trusting and don't know any better. Another reason is that once children are convinced they might grow up still believing that clowns are harmless. When these now grown up children have children of their own they may take their childrean to an event where a clown is thus ensnaring more people to beleive that clowns are harmless. In several generations the clowns will rule the world. The clowns do have plans for people who are afraid of them. That plan is to make the people who don't like clowns to seem like total and complete weirdos and not worth listening to. If clowns can't brain wash humans than they destroy those who aren't convinced.

The little known fact, that even the clowns aren't aware of, is that they are slaves to the balloon people. What do the balloon people want? To rule the universe.